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The Little Merman
« Thread Started on Oct 15, 2003, 8:01am »
Naolin is pushed into the water by a friend of his. He tries to swim, but realizes he can't. He tries to scream: "Help! I can't swim!" but to no avail. His life flashes before his closed eyes while he sinks to his horrible end at the bottom of the ocean. Then he remembers he's a fish. "Oops..." he whispers to himself, before swimming home. He motions to open his refrigerator, but once again to no avail. He doesn't have one. He lives underwater. He's just spent too long with the land lubbers. To be continued.
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Re: The Little Merman
« Reply #1 on Oct 20, 2003, 7:52am »
Well, Naolin is hungry. He takes a spear and stabs a fish. Then he takes to starting a fire. After 120482 attempts he realizes that you can't make a fire underwater.... who woulda guessed. After he gives up on the fruitless fire ((except strawberries)) he realizes he harpooned his sister.... Well there's no point wasting good fish... He eats her raw. It's a strange coincidence her name was Sushi.....
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Re: The Little Merman
« Reply #2 on May 29, 2004, 1:27am »
Naolin runs into a whale who starts talking to him. Shocked that he's hearing a whale talk, he totally ignores what the whale says except for: "with this you are virtually invincible." When he asks the whale to repeat himself the whale clears his throat and when doing so gets a fish stuck in his blowhole. The whale flails around and then eventually stops. The whole tile Naolin just stares at the whale, tilting his head left and right. Then Naolin explains to the whale (now taking a dirt nap) that he has to go and doesn't have anymore time to hear the interesting story. He starts swimming and then realizes that his home is in the other direction. He knows he once heard a beautiful mermaid say that all oceans are connected to eachother so he decided that if he keeps swiming that way he'll eventually end up home.
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